Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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