Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.