its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.