Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(706): View more from Georgia

well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(806): View more from Texas

yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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(630): View more from Illinois

Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..

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(585): View more from New York

Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.

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(512): View more from Texas

The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.

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