So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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