But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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