Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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