This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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