This girl is more easily done than said...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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