I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
