whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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