This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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