OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Of course I have a pirate flag
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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