if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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