I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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