ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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