is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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