Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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