4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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