babies were throwing up all over the place
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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