ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Are we still banned from the library?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
