Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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