Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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