sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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