A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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