just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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