woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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