so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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