Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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