I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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