Tell her she can't have a vagina
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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