just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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