we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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