I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So I just went to clothing optional bar
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
