I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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