He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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