Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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