she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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