what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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