the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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