Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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