what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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