my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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