Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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