Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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All I want is dick and wine.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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