oh god the rape fog is back!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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