she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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