State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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