I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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