So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she pinky promised me she was 18
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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