guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize