Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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