I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
