normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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