i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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