I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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