When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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