one two three fourrrrnication!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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