We're like a lot better than the average bears
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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