She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Your penis caused this!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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