I wannas sexs uuuuu
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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